Has there ever been a time in your life where you were the lowest on the totem pole. Where you felt bullied and made fun of. Maybe there was even a moment in life where it has become so bad that the physical abuse in school has increased. Increased all the way to the highest form of sheer embarrassment, a wedgie. Well if this was you, or you just feel remorse for little Jimmy or Billy. Introducing the new "Rip Away 1000." The newest technology in the anti-wedgie.
Thanks to two twin boys Jared and Justin Serovich from Columbus , Ohio, we no longer have to live in fear of the wedgie. Jared and Justin are just 8 years old and in the third grade. They invented this new invention in hopes of winning the invention convention in their hometown, Ohio. As they were horsing around, giving each other the treatment. Their mother's partner sarcastically said someone ought to invent wedgie-proof underwear, and so they did. When the bully tries to grab your underwear and perform the act, because of the Velcro which is used to hold the underwear closed, the underwear breaks open and ends up in the bully's hand instead of you know where. They have landed numerous TV appearances after the underwear, and they will forever be thanked by geeks and kids who could never quite escape the horror which is the wedgie, but now can roam the halls of their schools freely.
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